SPOOKY

SPENT HALLOWEEN IN LOS ANGELES THIS YEAR. MY FIRST TIME IN ABOUT 7 YEARS I HAVNT BEEN IN SAN FRANCISCO FOR THE HOLIDAY. IT WAS FUN A BIT DIFFERENT BUT I ALWAYS LOVE AN EXCUSE TO MAKE A COSTUME. I WHIPPED UP MY DEAD BRIDE OUTFIT WITH A VAIL THAT I WISH I COULD WEAR EVERY DAY AND A LEOPARD OUTFIT FOR MY BEST FRIEND {{{{AND BUSINESS PARTNER}}}} DALLAS. RAWR. MY LOVER MAN, JAIL BAIT LOOKS PRETTY DAMN GOOD TOO. HE ESCAPED FROM ALCATRAZ. ALL OF US VERY DYI, OH HOW SO PUNK ROCK. WE WENT TO SOME OVER CROWDED DJ THING ON FRIDAY, AND SPENT SATURDAY DRINKING MIMOSAS AND DOING A LITTLE TIPSY SHOPPING. I GOT AN AMAZING "ALL SAINTS" JACKET THAT I CANNOT WAIT TO WEAR. SATURDAY NIGHT WAS A CLUSTER, I HAVE NEVER SEEN SO MANY GIRLS IN BARELY THERE CLOTHES. IM NOT A PRUDE THOUGH, I AM ALL ABOUT A LOT OF LEG, BUT THONGS AND PASTIES WALKING AROUND SUNSET ONLY HAPPENS ON OCTOBER 31ST. I DIDNT MOVE FROM RECOVERING ON MY COUCH ON SUNDAY, WITH MY USUALL PUG SNUGGLING, DEXTER WATCHING AND PASSING OUT CANDY TO NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS. I REALLY WISH I COULD STILL TRICK OR TREAT. I THINK HALLOWEEN WILL BE MORE FUN WHEN I CAN FOLLOW MY KIDS AROUND WITH A RED CUP IN HAND, LAUGHING WITH NEIGHBOR FRIENDS, EATING ALL OUR KIDS CANDY AND TELLING THEM WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE SURE ITS NOT POISONOUS WHILE TELLING SPOOKY STORIES ABOUT HAJI-BABA. JUST LIKE MY PARENTS DID.